SO MUCH MEDICAL LEGWEAR FOR THE DAV TRACK TEAMby Nathan Blake Yes, I lost my heart in the war. No, this was a metaphorical war, but my actual heart is M.I.A., which means Missing In Action, which means I'm missing out on some action, some coitus action, which means I wish you would still run me through a loom-and-spindle and evacuate my corpse from the trunk of a speeding car. All of this to say: 1). For my trauma I received the Purple Heart. 2). It is a distinction incapable of your mouth and hands. 3). I fought until my body stopped me. Here's a game. You be that vulture over there, and I'll be this puppy writhing in its own blood. |